important idea: be whoever you want to be!

if you are sick of being yourself, TRY A NEW BODY OUT! it's easy.............AND FREE!! and in this economy who can afford plastic surgery??????

here are some before and after shots of people who have tried it!!

BEFORE:
AFTER:BEFORE:AFTER:BEFORE:

AFTER:

DON'T THEY LOOK GOOD???

********PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL PHOTOSHOPPING CREDIT GOES TO *NORA BRODY* AND INFANT GRATIFICATION*********

getting boyfriends

INVENTION CORNER

here are some inventions that are girlsack™ originals

1. THE FAN SWING

heres how it works: you attach a chair with some wires to your fan. turn on your fan. spin around.

2. the VAGAZZLER™
jazz up your pagina.

3. THE GUAVACADO™

this may look like an ordinary avocado, but cut it open and BEHOLD THE MAGIC OF THE GUAVACADO. inside of the skin is gourmet guacamole! no hassle, no mess, just PICTURE PERFECT DIP FOR YOUR CHIPS!

4. THE FUZZ STORE™

have you ever looked at a dustbunny underneath your bed, or a piece of fuzz flying in the air, and just wished that you could adopt it for your own fashion purposes? WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. at the one and only FUZZ STORE™ we sell one of a kind fuzz for reasonable prices. just imagine any type of fuzz: WE HAVE IT! **in addition to the fuzz, we also sell all other girlsack™ original products!

*******Attention: Cory Wilson may or may not have had something to do with coming up with "The Vagazzler". Please excuse our mistake for not giving him some credit earlier.***************

one more quick idea to stay classy and healthy

GOOD IDEA: playing with dolls

[I'll have what she's havin!!! ;)]

xoxoxoxo

quick ideas to stay classy and healthy

Good Idea

pushups in the winter, not the exercise, the desert duh

Bad idea

Teen Pregnancy

Good Idea

Body Shots at expensive health clubs you don't belong to/embracing the dream sack

Bad Idea

Mirror pics

Good Idea

Gettin' low

Bad Idea

THIS!

Gogogaga and other ideas for babies and others

So Easy a Baby Can Use It

Idea: A blog called Googoogaga. It is a blog devoted to ideas of things that you can search on Google to get good information about Lady Gaga. Blog tagline? So easy a baby can use it. Yeah, I'm blogging about an idea for another blog about ideas that I will never take the time to make. Here at the Sack we are thinkers, not doers.

Idea: Retainer leash. Permanent retainers? Uh, whatever. Part style, part function. Pictures to follow.

---barrett---xoxo

FIRST IDEA

HERE IS THE IFOOT.

why use your fingers when you can use your feet?

smart. efficient. technologically advanced. for your feet.

write emails while getting a workout.

comes in red, black, plaid flannel.

ORDER YOURS TODAY