Here are a few more ideas just for SHOE, our special readers

Lizard Shoe. No one will notice the warts on your toes when they see you walking down the street in your new pair of Lizard Shoe.
CupBoot. Hey! That's not my foot!
IDEA: Buy used sneakers. All of the popularity of looking like you work out with none of the work!
Platform Clog Timbaland Clogs™Sketchersss. A real special treat for any pair of feet.

Halloween themed post! Wow!

Here are some practical and zaney costumes that ate girlsack originals. Don't be mistaken if you see fakers out there, If it doesn't have a girlsack original seal THEN IT IS A FAKE! all costumes can be bought! Were starting a sweat shop!
1. The human centipede
Corral a couple of your closest Friends and invest in some bandages! You're in for a great night
2. Mothman
Instead of fearing him why not be him? YOU CAN RUN AS FAST AS CARS
3. HONEY (the condiment)
Make yourself really sticky and gold
4. TOE MAN
instead of having 10 fingers have only two! Make a clay molding and stick it over your hands so you have one thumb on each hand! You can also do them for your feet too!

Credit goes to shelly and Norah

*for our men readers*

"Have a glass of wine, sweetie. I put in your favorite roofie!"

Guys- Are you sick of the bad connotations associated with roofies??

yeah, us too. Try the new

♥Romantic Roofie♥™

"Get girls in the mood now...Avoid the lawsuit later"

A registered trade mark of girlsack™. remember, don't knock it 'til you try it.

TITS FOR WORLD PEACE: a chatrouletting experience

DANCE FOR US ON CHATROULETTE

total lol

tits for world peace, really.

dad? ew.

our favorite chatroulleter/shout out to nice purse

lie about your age, it's funny

"i like your boobs".......................... "thanks"

do you ever run in to your grandpa on chatroulette?

cuz we did.

flatter us. we still won't have sex with you.

booty shake

Sox on the Beach

Tired of BORING, BLAND, SANDY toes?.....

Unfortunately Summer '10 is coming to an end. But FORTUNATELY there is still time to meet other sexy singles on the beach before fall. You are probably thinking "But, girlsack, I've spent the entire summer looking for other sexy singles on the beach!". Now it's time to think. Did you ever try wearing socks on the beach? Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, try 'em all!

"Spicy! Sox on the Beach is a fresh new take on beach footwear!" -vogue

100% guarantee you will look good

These ass holes touch up my real shoosh

Hey are you laddies tried of being some simple slam pieces. Do you dream a dream of having a steady romantic bro. Are you tried of being known as a home wrecker. Norah Stone is a Home Wrecker!!!! Look out for drugs. THEY C Addiction leads to the life of a slut. Norah Stone is a Slut!!!!

xoxo KY honey bijon

important idea: be whoever you want to be!

if you are sick of being yourself, TRY A NEW BODY OUT! it's easy.............AND FREE!! and in this economy who can afford plastic surgery??????

here are some before and after shots of people who have tried it!!

BEFORE:
AFTER:BEFORE:AFTER:BEFORE:

AFTER:

DON'T THEY LOOK GOOD???

********PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL PHOTOSHOPPING CREDIT GOES TO *NORA BRODY* AND INFANT GRATIFICATION*********

getting boyfriends

INVENTION CORNER

here are some inventions that are girlsack™ originals

1. THE FAN SWING

heres how it works: you attach a chair with some wires to your fan. turn on your fan. spin around.

2. the VAGAZZLER™
jazz up your pagina.

3. THE GUAVACADO™

this may look like an ordinary avocado, but cut it open and BEHOLD THE MAGIC OF THE GUAVACADO. inside of the skin is gourmet guacamole! no hassle, no mess, just PICTURE PERFECT DIP FOR YOUR CHIPS!

4. THE FUZZ STORE™

have you ever looked at a dustbunny underneath your bed, or a piece of fuzz flying in the air, and just wished that you could adopt it for your own fashion purposes? WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. at the one and only FUZZ STORE™ we sell one of a kind fuzz for reasonable prices. just imagine any type of fuzz: WE HAVE IT! **in addition to the fuzz, we also sell all other girlsack™ original products!

*******Attention: Cory Wilson may or may not have had something to do with coming up with "The Vagazzler". Please excuse our mistake for not giving him some credit earlier.***************

one more quick idea to stay classy and healthy

GOOD IDEA: playing with dolls

[I'll have what she's havin!!! ;)]

xoxoxoxo

quick ideas to stay classy and healthy

Good Idea

pushups in the winter, not the exercise, the desert duh

Bad idea

Teen Pregnancy

Good Idea

Body Shots at expensive health clubs you don't belong to/embracing the dream sack

Bad Idea

Mirror pics

Good Idea

Gettin' low

Bad Idea

THIS!

Gogogaga and other ideas for babies and others

So Easy a Baby Can Use It

Idea: A blog called Googoogaga. It is a blog devoted to ideas of things that you can search on Google to get good information about Lady Gaga. Blog tagline? So easy a baby can use it. Yeah, I'm blogging about an idea for another blog about ideas that I will never take the time to make. Here at the Sack we are thinkers, not doers.

Idea: Retainer leash. Permanent retainers? Uh, whatever. Part style, part function. Pictures to follow.

---barrett---xoxo

FIRST IDEA

HERE IS THE IFOOT.

why use your fingers when you can use your feet?

smart. efficient. technologically advanced. for your feet.

write emails while getting a workout.

comes in red, black, plaid flannel.

ORDER YOURS TODAY